PINK SLIP BATTLE: Lab Rat vs 313
 

ok, 10-15 lines. ready bitch?

i swa your battle, an entire 4 lines. think you can to 10 lines?//
humpty dumpty cant save you this time, you'll need more than a nursery rhyme//
its such a shame, wait, no it aint, 8 mile wanna-be here less than 24 hours//
now he's back to 3rd grade, and takin his action figures into tha shower//
how the hell were you allowed to watch 8 mile? it gave you a BAD INFLUENCE// (song by eminem)
kid put his right shoe on left foot, now hes wondering where his right shoe-went//
how can i prove this teenyboppa is 8? eminem is in his signature//
besides that his balls are m&ms candy, his dick, well its minature//
this un developed freak misheard me, i said i love to masterbate//
whys he talkin two plus two? he thought i said maths-debate//
i feel all guilty being a bully to someone whos pre-pubescaent//
i asked him if he likes rap, what he say? "i love heavenscent"// (song by killing heidi, a poor attempt at being an oz hip-hop-rock band)

THAT WAS THE WHACKEST SHIT I EVER READ!! WHEN YO ASS GETS BANNED FOR LOSIN THIS SHIT IMA FUCKING DO A HAPPY DANCE AND SHIT!! BIOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!!!!!!!

This Faggot Think's That I Can't Write, Underestimating My 'Skillz'.//
Fucked Up Like Limp Bizkit, Rhymes Worth A 3 Dollar 'Bill'.// (Name Of LB Album)
Sittin Here Clainin' That Your Cocks As Large As The 'Big Dipper'.//
'When We All Know The Facts. Too Small To Get Stuck In Your Zipper'.//
You Were Rhyming About 8 Mile, And Eminem In Your 'Verse'.//
Hit It In 'Reverse', Cuz Your Spittin Whack And I'm 'Diverse' when I 'Disperse'.//
Oughta Know, I Was Holding Back In My First Battle With The PoliceMan.//
Ya Was Thinkin' That That Was My First Battle, The Spit Where I 'Began'//
But Now I'm 'Protect'ing My Self And 'Serv'ing Your Ass Another Herb 'Ban'//
Ok I Got Two More Line'z Left To Finish You Off Straight And Hard.//
Ask YourSelf... Whats Better Then Winning The Special Olympics? ... Not Being A Retard..// (fuckin hurb)

Word... *Hands Lab Rat His Pink Slip*

Are You Serious... Ok... I've Been Watchin All This Shit Go Down From The Sidelines And I Though That Lab Rat Would Merk 313 With Ease... But Lab Rat'z Line's Were All Way Over Played... About Little Kids And Eminem And Shit... Wheras 313 Actually Came Hard, Good Multies... His Verse Made Me Laugh...

Sorry Lab Rat, But You Was Served
Vote 313

Lab Rat man you should be able to take this newbie with ease but you understimated and now your on the way out in my opinion, cuz i think this 313 guy came harder with good punchs, these lines had me fucking laughing:

Sittin Here Clainin' That Your Cocks As Large As The 'Big Dipper'.//
'When We All Know The Facts. Too Small To Get Stuck In Your Zipper'.//

So I think that if Lab came his hardest he would of won, but he underestimated 313 now hes gone,

vote==313


*ooops shit* forgot this was elite front lines so i cant vote.. sorry guys.. but thats where my vote would go

^ I'd have to agree with Sureal on this one. I read that first battle of yours 313 and laughed at it. You actually came to play in this one and I think just served Lab Rat his pink slip. Good work. Lab Rat, a few of your lines really were over played and you said '8 mile' and 'eminem' way too many times in your battle.

Vote - 313

Two things I have to say about this battle before I go into a break down.

1.Where are the multies!!!!!and lack of a good rhyme scheme...
2.313....feeding is a bitch move...unless you are in a physical battle.

Breakdown::::::::::::::::;

LabRat

Your lines are waaay to long....17-18 syllable lines....you know their tooo big.Your lines were stretched,which totally killed any type of flow in your verse.If you want your punches to hit harder,they have to be right to the point.The only filler you should have is a set up line in a short battle.You literally had no rhyme scheme...it was all over the place,which killed your punches.Your wordplay didn't help you in anyway,that was as weak as your punches.....and trust me..they were weak..Could have used multies...
its such a shame, wait, no it aint, 8 mile wanna-be here less than 24 hours//


you should have really twisted that 8-mile shit....c'mon....you didn't need to mention eminem to cut him up.Cheddar bob would have been much better....at least he is a peg leged dumbass that shoots himself and can't rap.Overall.....this verse wasn't enough to cut it....with a little more time and effort...you could have really had some good personals......

313

Had a much better verse.....

had a pretty good rhyme scheme...some multies...but at times it seems forced...but it was better than Labrats...Wordplay...a tiny bit...nothing that really nstands out.Punches...once again...nothing really good...but it gets the job done in this case....but their is one mistake you did make...
...you were feeding off of his verse...tha's something you don't do in this situation.If their was a no feeding rule...you would have a dq,and labrat would win.But their isn't in this case(ouch)so obviously you hav nothing to keep you around.


that right their took him....and that was fucking shit...this battle was a disappointment...but 313 came with a better verse...and how you managed to lose to a verse like that...I will never figure out....

vote=313

ok, i've been watchin this from the sidelines too and crackin the fuck up,
i thought 313 was a joke but now he get's my vote,
even though he asked me to vote for him in a pm note, (huh)

i can't believe you asked me to vote for you 313, but your flow was better. a real game of poker was played hear and lab rat, you got folded up. i would love to see a rematch final of this now that lab rat is aware of his comp. that would be fun to see.

vote=313

313 ps, your shits tight, you don't need to ask for votes, ii still got love though cause your new and you ripped it.

is this a big joke???
313's verse was mostly bitin....no personals..... n ya'll sayin 313 took this??? Labs verse i felt was jus' a bit better even though i seen alot doper verses..
My vote = Lab Rat

I smell somthing whats that ...? never mind ....313 took it fo real way harder punches.....and lab rat useing eminem and 8 mile to much dawg........that killed you fo real.......

Vote=313

LabRat should be banned for that verse that he dropped.......his verse skills was as equal to that battle i posted in emcee interaction about the worst battle of all time!....horrible.....simply horrible......now 313's verse wasn't the shit or anything....but it was 100 times better than 313's.......vote=313