PINK SLIP: IllestKilla vs. ITouchMyself
 

This battles is for Pink Slips. Loser leaves the site forever.

IllestKilla:

Beginner
This kid bout ta get Pink Slipped,
Check it, he's juss a newbe who's bout ta get a 2nd ass hole ripped
Fuck it, i'm sick of goin easy on these bitches,
Afta each lyrical punch i spit, leave this hoe with 10 stiches
"ITouchMyself" what the fuck kinda name is that,
Did you come up with that shit thinkin ya was Phat
Check it i'm gone treat you like 13th Disciple,
Merk the shit out of each of you, yet i'm only an Individual

Buildin Up Momentum
Look, battlin this slut I dont need no con-sin-tra-tion,
Right now your gurls under my computer desk playin with my dick, it's called Mast-er-ba-tion
See bitch, ya might think my shit was pre-writtin,
Last night i cumed in ya wifes mouth, while you was shittin
Dont eva fuckin call me out,
I'm bout ta show this cunt what the fuck RapBattles is all about
Merkin this cat is one thing i can not resist,
Look at all the punches he threw, and all of 'em missed
See check it, Merkin kids is why they call me da illestkilla,
step up ta me, and you'll find out there aint nothin illa
this kid prolly gets is rhymes from dr.suess or Elmo,
Can this wack wanna be MC beat me.....HELL NO
See i'm comin at you full speed with 8 styles,
shit ya prolly battin me, copy writtin ya lines from 8-mile
I'm constantly through out the battlin, in ya face
This kid on rapbattles, what a fuckin disgrace
Look ya record is only 0-0
and it's gone be 0-1 once i pink slip this hoe
This kid came to the site, and called me out only,
After this kid is pink slipped, he's gone feel real lonley
This kid is 19 years old,
his shit not hot, it's freezin can't even call that shit cold
Who know's this kid prolly "hispanic"
i'm gone sink this kid further down than the "Titanic"
See i'm almost done,
Right now only thing on my mind is Merkin this kidd....RIGHT SON
This kid bout as fake as the guy who hacked in this site,
this kid called me out, and he aint ready ta Verbally fight

Gettin close to the end
This kid came and gone faster than Fast & the Furious
Is this really a newbe, or is it juss 13th Disciple, I'm juss curious
On this site, i rep Elements Elite,
this kid is a broke buss boy, and i felt bad so i orderd a sprite
Dont you eva say you the king of Front lines again,
Or else you'll have to relive this sin
See it's like we in hell and i'm the Devil,
next time why dont you battle someone on your level

Finisher
This kid is about ta get Finished off,
he bout as dirt as a 20 year old dinner cloth
I dont see why they let you on this site,
you juss a dike who aint ready ta fight





ITouchMyself:


Yo, I Bet U Thought I Was Wack Huh?
But U Bit The Bait. Therez No Turnin Back Now.
Its Over For U. Lets Do This.


When u speak my name, u better address me wit proper respect//
U'll eat both of ur words, cuz i possess what u gotta digest//
Ur annoying at best, and when my plan deploys at ya set//
I'm more than federal chemical warfare, i'm a poisonous threat//
I'ma leave this kid winded worser than Fat Joe attemptin fitness//
Illest the realest? Better chance seein Oprah in the Olympics//
Ur chasin for victory, but it's playing hard to get//
I'm tempted to end ur career, but it hasn't even started yet//
U got no common sense, I offered food for thought but ur fasting//
Hip-Hop, I used to love her, but then u started rapping//
I'ma crash ur lines like the market, so u shouldn't invest in stock//
Fuck spittin, i'll copy paste and throw u ur own verse,and ull still catch a loss!//
One out of every four verses u spit are nice, I'm leap years ahead of u//
Toe to toe wit a pro when my teeth shears their shreddin u//
Put a bullet thru ya glass framed picture so I can shatter ur image//
Kill illest before he can 'weigh' time just a 'matter' of minutes//
I'm the exterminator, i squash bugs and u about to get sprayed//
Cuz illest verses is draggin ass like arsenio hall without legs//
U and ur dick ryders is fake whatcha know about war?//
When it comes to real battles u get cold feet like there was snow on the floor//




Goodluck to both of you. Loser is Banned for life.

Why my shit first?
he sent u his first
w/e it's straight
vote ya'll
yo ItouchMyself
ya verse was aight

Da illestkilla

Umm.. Does it really matter? He can't feed off of you or anything.. Plus since you sent me yours last it was the higher up on my PM list.. -The End

Word... Illestkilla... i love the way you didnt come hard at all because you thought he was whack... and i also love the way that he turned that around on you... i love the newbie merking , when you come in big headed, then get banned off the site...

RIP. Illestkilla

vote: Itouchmyself

one question, is there crew votes, well if there is im goin wit illest killa, his punches were better, flow wasn't perfect but neither was i touch myself's, i=one word of advice, dont try rhymin 2 words twice one after. well get at me about tha crew votes so i can poll it if there are

Sureal: Crew votes Not Allowed

IllestKilla that Wasnt Smart of You...Going Pink Slips....You Had Nothing To Gain In This Ya Know...::Since Tha Other Dude Is New To Tha Site...But::

Heres My Vote ::..


Vote = ITOUCHMYSELF ...

He Just Punched Harder..Thats All To It...IllestKilla I Just Felt Like Ur Verse Was Just To SImple Yo...Mad Differ From Ya Other Battles I Think..:: But Etc..his Verse Was Much Better Also...::

>>Poll Voting<<

Yo IllestKilla..you SHouldnt even Accepted The pink Slip battle With Him...ya Know..But..thats ya Fault Now..right...-Peace


~ONE~


I Poll Voted

Illest Man What The FuCk Were You Thinking Seriously, I know your better then this, with something like a Pink Slip you should fucking bring your Whole Ass Cuz ThiS KiD Just Kicked your Ass Your Punchs Were Lame And Played, Where As This KiDs verse had Me laughing, you wrote more lines but this kids rhyme took it

Sorry Illest

Vote == I TouCh Myself

vote - itouchmyself

It's fucking obvious, i`m not explaining shit,bitches.


& InStIgAt0r ive been watching you & you dickride illestkilla in almost everyone of his battles, so no you cannot fucking vote.

although both verses were weak as fuck, Itouch came above it.

blah blah fuck an explanation.

vote: itouchmyself
^^lol neva thought id be writing that. obviously 'itouchmyself' is someone who's been here before... and u were fooled killa

anyways, i vote for itouchmyself cos he had some great punches and metaphors... his flow was good too. illestkilla spat a mountain load and if was full of filler. not enough solid punches, average flow and just blandness lost it for him

IllestKilla- Ok. What the fuck was that ? Seriously. . what the fuck was that ? I saw no punches. Just WHACK disses. Ok. Lets be a big boy and use things that aren't written on the Junior Highschool bathroom walls. Your structure was whack. but it seemed to be the best thing about yur whole verse. Seriously man. Elevate or hang yourself with your own keyboard. Cuz. . DAMN you suck.

ITouchMyself- Ok. . . guess what. . you're whack. But you did do a lot better then that other guy. Disses were whack, but more complex. Concepts had slight potential. Flow was better and broadened. Uhh. . but it was still whack. Don't get a big head from this. Because beating IllestKilla is like beating up Helen Keller alright ? It's not a sport. . it's a hobby.

Vote- ITouchMyself

Oh and Instagator. You're the biggest dick-rider ever. If Illest's dick ever disslodges from your anal cavity then maybe. . you can vote in something correctly. But if you think he won. Seriously you are either him, his boyfriend, or as whack as he is. Point blank son. You're a dick-riding tramp.

Fuck I'm out
peace
Fuck this site i guess
i'll join another one
hate ta do it but i got to
but i feel like he got D/r votes

Da slipped Illestkilla

Yo....IllestKilla....I Don't Know Why U Think This Cat Is Me......U
Need To Let That Shit Go......Anywayz....To The Battle.....U Had A
Long Ass Verse...I Had To Take Breaks And Shit.....Ur Punches
Was Weak......Ur Rhymes Were Mother Goose...And For Pink Slips..
U Didn't Come Hard At All.......ITouchMyself...<---which we all do
at times..lol.......Came Like Whoa On Ur Ass......His Punches Were
Nice....His Flow Was Nice.....Everything About His Verse Out Did
Urs!....Damn Damn Damn....Ha Ha Ha Ha.....And HA!....I'm Sorry...
Its Just Sad That U Got Merked By A Newb....Never Underestimate
A Newb......Now U Learned The Hard Way......I Guess Elements Is
Out A member.....Vote=ITouchMyself

I wasn't into it
if i could have a rematch
i bet i'd do better
Plz put it in Consideration
i brought so may cats to this site
damn

yo i aint dick ryding nothing, i juss felt his verse more, but you kno what, it dont matter he's gone now, no coming back, SEEYA, and i wanna battle this kid for pink slips to avvenge his defeat....
if he accepts is that iight.

13th.. Voting was already done man.. lol WTF you voting for? Anyway, it was painfully clear who won this battle. I mean, illest's verse was more than played out and simple. My vote would have went to "ITouchMyself" as well.. (ps. You need to change your name if you staying here.. lol PM me back) Anyway, IllestKilla is now BANNED.

Next on the list, is Instegator. My mods have watched you continually d/r illestkilla for awhile now. It was even brought to my attention a few days ago, with a link to your conversation with him where you said "i got ur back".. You are a dick rider, and you are now banned as well. How could you vote on his verse being better? Seriously. Goodbye.


Closed.

I touch myself. killed this kid.
holy god. not even close. umm..

U got no common sense, I offered food for thought but ur fasting//
Hip-Hop, I used to love her, but then u started rapping

lmao. it's a little played...but heh...it was 10 times
better than anything that kid of done. this battle
was not even close. just goes to show. post counts
means zippo..... pz!


V i touch myself.....

do i know?