Funny shit about Super Mario
 

*Mario Beat*

Its 1989 im in da third grade//
Im workin real hard to get mario laid//
We gotta save da princess so we can get da pussy//
Mario will be bang that shit up so fuck luigi//
Mario just wants ta get the princess in bed//
So bad that hes breakin breaks over his head//
Mario just wants sex so fuck wedding bells//
Jumpin' on mushroom men and koopas wit turtle shells//
Im tryin to beat the game before any of my freinds do//
So i can be the first to get pussy on marios menu//
We gotta save the princess for my man//
So he can stop using his goddamn hand//
Shit i gotta go almost my bedtime//
A dawg hoped u liked my ryhme//

*goes to sleep*

Sorry Man But This Was Whack...It Lacked Vocab,Complexity, Wordplay..Well Basically Everything..Visit The Wackness Emergency Center...Ask For A Tutor For Your Rhymes..Keep Elevatin Tho
4/10

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Expand You Vocab, make it More Complex!

Nothing Really More To be Said, 2/10!

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KMOON EVERY1 KNOWS THIS SONG IS BY COPYWRITE ITS CALLED "SUPER MARIO"

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