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Dadi Kewl 07-22-03 10:23 PM

Creation of Pussy
 
Creation of a pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their own design.
First was a butcher, with a smart wit,
and using a knife he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee.
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it, and called called it a c***.

Dez 07-22-03 10:27 PM

lol. dope piece Add..check my "You cant change fate shit out"..

Dez 07-22-03 10:35 PM

i was wondering, how long did it take you to think this up?

~RuThLEss~ 07-22-03 10:42 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^COMEDY DAWG,,,,klol i read it b4 it wus posted....lol SICK Shit

-=(X-CLU)=- 07-23-03 08:33 AM

Hmm, this shit sounds familiar!! Are you sure you are the one who made this shit up? B/c I swear i've heard this shit around somewhere else. But anyways - it was madd funny and madd clever. Good shit..

Later, peace.

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BlUnT-MC 07-23-03 09:37 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA..... that's the funniest thing I ever read here since RB opened the first time... that was amazingly put together... nice little bit of mythology there.. ... 1

WORD~PERFECT 07-23-03 10:39 AM

yo never a dissapointment this was funny ill subject and well done 8/10

Genetikz 07-23-03 10:52 AM

still laughin funny as hell, n TRUE AS FUCK lol dope piece 1

A2Z 07-23-03 11:10 AM

lol...beautiful

Default 07-23-03 12:15 PM

that was some hot shit! missus just read it and she is pissing herself laughing! keep up the good work, see ya around

Dadi Kewl 07-23-03 01:58 PM

ooop's i forgot tosay something,

so i better str8'n this out

this isnt mine, i found it thought it was funny so posted it up,
sorry if any1 was mis-lead, but is fucking funny.........


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