ShEpNeY_zAnY [vs] lyrical disaster
 

rules are:
NO D/R
NO HATE
NO CREW VOTES
U SPIT FIRST
AS MANY LINES


IF U WIN UR IN ELEMENTALS IF NOT UR NOT IN UNLESS U DO GOOD AGAINST ME AIIGHT

spit asap

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=68008

ill be back to vote when u cats drop..
but peep dat when u guys are done droppin aitethen ill be back..drop dalink in there too1

hey peeps, and welcome to my show/
im gunna fuk this bitch up, jus like i did his hoe/
my punches come off thin n real crisp/
this guy dont speak english right/
he got kind of a lisp/
i guess im sort of a newbi, and no one wants to come near us/
but this time shep, im gunna have to take it seriouse/
my punches are comin off crisp n real thin/
but now im flowin like liquid, and my punches hittin u on da chin!/
when i spoke to dis guy on MSN he said he hates our prime minister/
but i think i've had enough of this faggot/
im gunna go staright to the finisher/


this losers mum dont bring home money/
her own son is dyin of thirst/
but this is a fukn old mans race- im obviousley gunna come first/
this guys punches are like little nursery ryhmes/
its like in basketball-all his shots get declined/
when i first battled this guy, i thought he actually fuked goats/
but i obviousley thought wrong-he sucks dik to get votes/
i've already warned shep to put on his armour/
cuz my punches are hittin- and sendin shockwaves of traumor

yo man dat is my rhyme....cause dis fool knows me and he stole one of my battles.....u fukin bitch i'm kill ur ass....these are all my lines

when i first battled this guy, i thought he actually fuked goats/
but i obviousley thought wrong-he sucks dik to get votes/

this losers mum dont bring home money/
her own son is dyin of thirst/
but this is a fukn old mans race- im obviousley gunna come first/

my punches come off thin n real crisp/
this guy dont speak english right/
he got kind of a lisp/

yo checkin in i am gon spit no aiight
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yo mic check 1,2

yo....u obviously cant rap widout biting...dats cause u a lyrical disaster/
my punches are comin strong and there gonna verbally blast ya/
u wouldn't know a good line if it walked right past ya//

i see u cant think of any thing good so u gotta repeat some lines twice( punches comin crisp)/
my punches are criminal and urs a kinda gay and nice/
this guy scratches his balls..only cause he has pubic lice//

fuk calling me shep man u can call me MR CHAMPS/
u dont fit in RB jus like a obiese guy trying to get into a migits pants/

he thinks he is good....but his second name is wack/
he is as white as paper....he just paints himself black/
he calls those lines punches but they were more like a bitch slap/

he dont battle people in real life cause he's a nerd and even 2 yr olds are tuffer/
he wonders why people laugh at him wen he spits...its because u rhyme wid a stutter/

i bet he thinks he might win dis...dont get exited/
i am gonna embarrase u kid...and make ur whole face get lighted/( goin red)
he is still wack...even when he claims he is tryin//

ur still a baby..and when he sees my lines he is gonna go cry to his mum/
then his dads gonna get jealous and repeatedly pound his loose bum/
but he enjoys it know...so he suks dik instead of suking his thumb

he reckons he is gonna one day be in the top ten list cause he got class/
but just wait till i show everyone some footage of u shuving ur head up ur ass/(lol)

when he battles again u'll see he bites time after time/
and eventually ur gonna stop and think is dat my own rhyme/

u thought u weren;t gonna get caught but now ur busted/
he should be banned from RB cause he cant be trusted/

the only way u make money is by bieng a gay prostitute/
but the only bad thing is, is because there aint no cost for u/ ( for free)

i could rhyme all day...but u need time to rehearse/
everywhere he goes he keeps a pen and paper locked in his purse/
u thought u got a chance..well guess wat its all reversed/

my lines are slowly eating out ur brain/
for wanting a rematch bitch u seem insane/
next time u wanna battle real emcees remember ur fukin lame/

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shep got my vote he just was better in every catagory plus he made me laugh more
will both of u go and vote a honest vote on this battle thanx

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...9360#post649360

I got hal;fway throught Sheps verse and I said forget it, he won.....
His punches weren't really punches but they were still kinda funny, good battle to both of you and please hit this battle, it's gettin slept on http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...9234#post649234

Lmao @ This Fake Lyrikal Disaster. . The Real One Is A Vet Here At RB.


Vote: Shep

He Just owned, All Aspects Really. .

Yeah Shep took this pretty easily, Its almost like he battled himself considerin LD stole his lines.

Vote=Shep

A Hit my battle up against hypnotic would ya.

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