Lmfao, Ouch!
 

Berlin (Reuters) - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.
"The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery.
Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.
Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm.../od_nm/penis_dc

how is he going to piss?

sick s-o-b, i'd just take a cold shower or something :)

damn, those germans are maniactic people.

So That's Where the German Get Their Weiner Sausages From

I'm Sorry But Someone Hadto Bring Up That Joke..

Just Be Glad It's Out Of the Way

That german guy is stupid....he can go "fuck himself" :whacky:

C-Section you moron. you'd be able to piss without the external part of your penis. There would still be a tube inside of you and it'd just come out of whereever you cut it at.

yea but it would dribble down your leg

That's ture but it could still be done.

^LMAO........so true

Wow, the stupidity of some people still amazes me.

wow.
I would kill myself.
seriously.
but first I would collect all my bloody piss in a jar and huck it at a car.

addicted to sex? who isnt?

ooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww.................. ......could he take pills or anythin like that to cure it..........very drastic............addicted to sex tho......COOL...............

Is the dude mentally ill? LOL. Yeah, I'm addicted to living so I think I'll rip my heart out. Come on...