SmokaJoka666 vs. EyE4NeYe
 

10 lines max
no crew/hate/dickryde/bias votes
no recycling
no biting
no playin off of verses
spit 15 minutes after both emcees check in...

peace
4:20

checkin in....awaiting on opponent to check in................................................ ..

peace
4:20

im sayin im checkin in but post sumthin so i kno u seen it and we can start keyin..........cuz u aint in f.l.//////
so hit it up............/4:20/

aight 15 minutes starts right after this post.......we have exactly 15...nothing more...........

peace
4:20

can't believe this stupid bitch wants to battle me.....ur rhymes don't make SENSE LIKE A CYCLOPS TRADING AN EYE FOR AN EYE//
HELLISH LIMITS i BURN SKIES (Skylimit), like CHINESE FOODS kid ur in for a SURPRISE, STABBIN LYRICS cuz my rhymes make ur WORDS DIE//

ur MORE CRACKED OUT than a PLUMBER'S JEANS, CARREY u out for murder SNAP U LIKE SLIM JIM and make this battle a DUMB AND DUMBER SCENE// (Jim Carrey)
i'll make u BREAK A SWEAT like CANCUN MEXICO SUMMER TEENS, like FAT GUYS IN BUTCHER SHOPS...kid u just EARNED UR BEEF//

i'll PISS U OFF and make ur face REDDER THAN SANTA CLAUSE BUSTIN A NUT, battlin me is like WRESTLIN HORSESHOES.....kid ur FUCKIN WITH LUCK//
like NYMPHO VACUUM CLEANERS ur rhymes are SUCKIN TOO MUCH, this kid is a VIRGIN to the RAP GAME....u need to quit cuz VERSES ARE NOTHIN U TOUCH//

don't even know how to USE COMPUTERS....bitch is so STUPID HE THOUGHT HARD DRIVE WAS A LONG TRIP DOWN THE ROAD//
u need flows, ur RHYMES ARE SHIT cuz u write on a STOOL, ridin MUSHROOM HEADS cuz ur UGLIER THAN A SEX SCENE WITH THREE TOADS//(Toadstool)

i'll put u on HOLD more than KEN SHAMROCK'S LOCKS AND SUBMISSIONS, u'll always at the TAILend of RB, u BLOW....so stop tastin the COCKS UR SIPPIN//(cocktail)
like HESITATIN DEAF PEOPLE u need to STOP AND LISTEN, u ain't got no chance in winnin this battle like an armless man in a swimming competition//

might be off by a minute or so...my bad yo....

peace
4:20

Ya Raps like a Golf Match for Parapeligics, sumthin i wont Stand Four/
I'll Evict you from ya House Just Leave It!, Call me ya LandLord/
Like other Joker Lyricists this Smoka's A Clown with a funny face/(icp)
Leave you Wit Broker Spirits than A Floater in Town who dun KNO how Money Taste/
You Spit Honey Traced, Tihs Sweet Fags Lips Runnin a Man-a-Thon Race/
Six Utter Lines of Quick Rhymes give you a Sick Mind/
Fix Butter Fines To Encrypt Text Signs & You still wont spit'a Slick Line/
You Lack Finishing Touch, wen you Wak just Envisioning You Tuff/
Ya Raps Diminishing What! Cuz yo Spat just a Blisterin Bluff/
Gat Claps for This Blibbering Chump, his Attack blabbers missing my gut/
Smack Stacks give his liver a lump, an Automatic Stature but for you i'M cHRISTINING THA pUMP/

u started off good...lol....u must've been rushed.......aight...let's get some votes in here.....

peace
4:20

indeed............420...............lets see sum votes............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........

i would vote but your both my friends and uppppin for ya................................................ .................................................. .................................................. ......................

damn close battle, but I'll break it down...

Flow: Eye4NEye
Punches: Both
Wordplay: SmokaJoka666
Overall: Eye4NEye

Vote: Eye4Neye

once I get 100 posts, then I'll poll vote aight, and I promise
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^^^
yea tough motherfuccin call her but eye takes it

aight....let's get some more in this shit.............................................. ..............

peace
4:20

breakdown

punches eye
flow smoka yours was stretched but aight flow
metas smoka
multies eye
personals eye
consistancy both
wordplay both
overall eye

i gotta go wit eye took in more cats but................im not pollin cus condum vote dont count so u dont have to take his vote away i jus wont poll

if u took his away and i polled itll still be 2-0 so thats wha it is

Eye Had Better Flow...His Verse Flowed well so the Punches Hit
Better...Vocab was Better too...Doesnt really matter though
Depending on the Punch...
Smokka Jokka's Lines Seemed Long, But you Flowed Pretty
Good too...the Punches didnt seem to STAND OUT as
mcuh as EYE'S tho...


POLL vote-EYE4anEye..



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