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Calda Merda ..vs.. ~LaDy DiViNiTy~
Aight 10 lines
U spit 1st cuz u called me out this a friendly battle LoL no beef u know I got respek hommie! But every1 gotsta battle sometimez |
Oh wait you said it was a blind spit My bad!!!!
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Ight Yea.. No Beef Here
Just Needed Sum1 To Battle So I'll Spit Just Dont Feed Off My Shit.... - Gh0st - |
ight.
We Chill, I'll Give You That Much.. But When It Comes To It.. You SUck ! - Enuff.. I'm Comin In Wit Kicks For Laughs.. Cuz I Dont Even Need A Punch - Battle? You Cant Be Serious.. So Humor Me - Its Like Sayin You Got Ure Period.. b4 You Hit Puberty - Cut U Up In Two Or Three, Just To Laugh At Ure Pieces, Its A Tough Life - Im To Rough Right? You Could Piss Me Off.. If You Did It Upright (piss standing) - Expose This Bitch, She Knows This Shit, Leave Her Open Like Sandal Holes - Punches? She Cant Handle Those, Stick Her From The Waist Like She Had Camel Toe - Mad At My Verbs, Tragic For Hers.. Defeat her Wit Magical Werds - Battles Infered.. That I Took The 2 Bitches In Her Sig And Added A Third - Blah... Bring It |
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Calda Merda: I can’t believe I called u out what was I thinkin? Lady Divinity: that’s what I would like to know cuz hommie u know I’ll wreck ya Calda merda: PLEEZE DON’T GO HARD ON MEE! Lady Divinity: No need! No Need! No matter what it’s a wrap on you Calda Merda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! ………………………………………… …………………………………. Ayo! Ayo! Mike Check 1,2……. Watch And Learn! I Pack-The-Hits,Grab-Ya-Dick,Cuz It's Like A Crappy Armageddon Da Way I'll Impact Ya Shit it’s Like This! Calda’s My Friend So I'll Throw "Peace Punches" The Way I "Pass A Fist” Ya Rapz Are Dull In “Desperate” Need Of Change & All I Can Spare Is Ya Life But Calda Is Merdered! You Jus Scared Of A Mic Tore Through Ya Flesh Like A Knife Brutally Pound Ya Octics With Phone Keys, Till Ya Pupils Begin To Dial Eight My Stylez Great! Biting Cleopatra’z Scriptures & You Stoll Can’t A-Nile-Ate Cant 'Defeat-My-High-Ends' This 'Dude-Lies-Tense' You 'Need-My-Guidance' You Jus One Of Them Kats That’s Sound Better With Silent, This Chickz 2 Violent Damn Homme You Too Soft, But Anywayz Nice Attempt! Placing Pennies Under Scopes Is Calda’s Way Of Being ‘Mag-Ni-Fi-Cent’ |
calda, that definitely wasn't your best verse. lady took this one heres the breakdown:
flow:lady personals:none punches:lady structure:calda complexity:none multis:lady overall vote:lady |
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THE AVALON BREAKDOWN..!
(ya'll know I don't vote on battles... in FL... but...) Calda... Let's see... I'll go line for line... :D We Chill, I'll Give You That Much.. But When It Comes To It.. You SUck ! - Enuff.. I'm Comin In Wit Kicks For Laughs.. Cuz I Dont Even Need A Punch - Mmmmmk... for an opener... blah'k... set it was BLAH... punch was ok... should have been worded better... not bad though... Av says... 5.5... Battle? You Cant Be Serious.. So Humor Me - Its Like Sayin You Got Ure Period.. b4 You Hit Puberty - Nice... played... but nice... I like what you did with it... I don't know why... Just did... Av says... 7.5... Cut U Up In Two Or Three, Just To Laugh At Ure Pieces, Its A Tough Life - Im To Rough Right? You Could Piss Me Off.. If You Did It Upright (piss standing) - LMAO... nice... nice... for what it was... shit was nice... Av says... 7.0... Expose This Bitch, She Knows This Shit, Leave Her Open Like Sandal Holes - Punches? She Cant Handle Those, Stick Her From The Waist Like She Had Camel Toe - This line was your best... rhymescheme flawless... punch was ok... but the rhymescheme carried it... great diss... Av says... 8.0... Mad At My Verbs, Tragic For Hers.. Defeat her Wit Magical Werds - Battles Infered.. That I Took The 2 Bitches In Her Sig And Added A Third - Hum... I usually don't like punches like this... and this was no exception... but i do em... so... Av says... 6.5... 34.5 outta 50... not bad... MMMMMMMmmk... Lady... here we go... I Pack-The-Hits,Grab-Ya-Dick,Cuz It's Like A Crappy Armageddon Da Way I'll Impact Ya Shit it’s Like This! Calda’s My Friend So I'll Throw "Peace Punches" The Way I "Pass A Fist” better opener... the set up was pretty blah... but the word play was ok... wow... that's still a blahk... oh well... could have been word better... Av says... 6.0 Ya Rapz Are Dull In “Desperate” Need Of Change & All I Can Spare Is Ya Life But Calda Is Merdered! You Jus Scared Of A Mic Tore Through Ya Flesh Like A Knife I'm sorry... I didn't feel this at all... ok play of his name... but honestly... nothing stood out... :( Av says... 5.0 cause it rhymed... Brutally Pound Ya Octics With Phone Keys, Till Ya Pupils Begin To Dial Eight My Stylez Great! Biting Cleopatra’z Scriptures & You Stoll Can’t A-Nile-Ate Hum... pretty good wordplay... not a big diss/punch... but you could have done more with it... Av says... 6.0... Cant 'Defeat-My-High-Ends' This 'Dude-Lies-Tense' You 'Need-My-Guidance' You Jus One Of Them Kats That’s Sound Better With Silent, This Chickz 2 Violent The line would have been better if you dropped "this chickz 2 violent" but good multis... great rhyme scheme... Av says 7.5... Damn Homme You Too Soft, But Anywayz Nice Attempt! Placing Pennies Under Scopes Is Calda’s Way Of Being ‘Mag-Ni-Fi-Cent’ Hum... a played line... I think you could have done a little better with it... not a bad closer though... Av says 6.0... 30.5 outta 50... Av says... Vote: Calda Merda... better set ups... better punches... You both need to elevate but not a bad battle... You should go another round... seriously... Av... |
okay.....caldra came aiight.....blah blah blah.....decent punches
what not.....good structure.......Lady came better wit wordplay punches and flow.....i was impressed cuz i see she changed her style....nice battle... vote=Lady Divinity |
Calda takes this one barely.
Both can come better than this. Divinity needs to get rid of the quotes. But still nice. Calda takes it however with better punches. Round 2 would be interesting. |
Almost forgot.
I'd edit but it wont let me. So can ya'll hit up me vs D-Ranged Skills. It would be appreciated. |
Thats 2 - 3.. Cryptic Hit Lady Divinity
SUmone Change The Polls.. Thanks For The Votes.. From People I Admire UPPIN |
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