self glorification verse i dare yall to tell me it aint taut
 

shrink shrink blinkity blink/
got me in a chair tryina make me think
make nacious go to da sink/
and vomit/
clean it up wit comet/
dis my plawnet/
im so ill that im sick and not feeling well/
im kinda thristy ima build a drinkin well/
gurls dont like me so i say "oh well"/
the gurls all call me gay and i think "well..."/
i probably am but maybe im not/
rhymes are hot/
they aint tight they taut/
take u to da dock/
smack u wit my glock/
u got like a shock/
and ure missin one sock/
pants is wet cuz of pee spot/
its easy to rhyme im lock/
2 gunz up bitch dats d block/
hemroidz??? i gots a lot/
if i tried to be ku i get shot/
yo in all realness i always get mocked/
im tight yo i keep my head cocked/
"AND IM ONE HARDCORE NIGGA!!!"/
pull da trigga talk more than tigga/
im in da basement how u figga?/
i got a shovel but i cant digga/
hottest nigga hotter than a hot nigga in africa in summer nigga!/
krazyest nigga crasier than a crasy nigga on steriods NIGGA!!/
fly nigga flier than tha flyest nigga yo swat me wit a swater nigga/
black nigga blacker than da blackest crasy nigga i mentioned befo nigga!/
call me sheniqua cuz i dont live her no mo/
and my mom is a hoe nogga! u a hoe bitch so?/
check out my flow faster than dat twister nigga/
i bite more than that one jay z jigga nigga!!!!!!/

shrink shrink blinkity blink/
suck my dick you fuckin' twink/
you couldn't flow if you slit your wrists over a fuckin' sink/
you never seen a glock, but you've sucked jay-z and jerked off to tupac/
you like the 'taut' ass of bi-guys in wedlock/
go roca-fella you cock gobblin' dwella

wtf

yeah for real^^ WTF u guys both need some elevatin u both suck

^^^yo boundless in bitchslapped wasnt u that fool who said could beat chrit, and 13th and all them in a battle. man u fuckin suck, im not goin to even start critiquin, but if u wanna battle it out, pm me, or post somethin on bitchslapped, cause ill whoop u holmes.

peace........

AND IM ONE HARDCORE NIGGA!!!"/
pull da trigga talk more than tigga/
im in da basement how u figga?/
i got a shovel but i cant digga/
hottest nigga hotter than a hot nigga in africa in summer nigga!/
krazyest nigga crasier than a crasy nigga on steriods NIGGA!!/
fly nigga flier than tha flyest nigga yo swat me wit a swater nigga/
black nigga blacker than da blackest crasy nigga i mentioned befo nigga!/



^one word fo ya'll..... ILL

That las bit had crazy flow when you put it to a beat, vocab needs a bit of work, but the wordplay and flow was ill az fuck...

Keep writin' son...

pce

that was sarcastic man, god i hate message boards, anyway, who'd waste their time writin' somethin' good for this shit?

aha i remember readin this shit... took me for ever to remember the name... sorry for the freepost... everyone in my house is laughin and shit