Dookie stories
 

tell some nasty stories about you and shit.

one time i had to take a bad ca-ca and i was at a park and the only bathroom near by was nasty, it smelled nasty, the doors on the stall ws rusted and the knobs on the sink were brown with dirt but i had to go, so i made a nest and sat down. knowing my luck i dropped a hercules and the nasty ass water from the toilet splaseh right on my bum hole, i got up, grabbed the soap and washed my ass off.

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it's a true story, one time all i ate all day was smore pop tarts and my ca ca came out liquid, like ice cream. all i neede was a chime.

one time i was in wal mart, and the bathrooms were too far away, so i went to the gardenin section and took the fatest dump ever all over the flowers. i think its still there.... and this was like 10 years ago... i wiped my ass wit some empty paper bags.... that was some crazy shit.... lmao

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one time all i drank one noght was bacardi limon and in the morning i took a crap and my ca ca was a clear liquid with some small chunks but it was like water.

One time when I was six we were boating at the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri. I had to shit really bad, but the toilet on the boat was all fucked up. So, we flew back to shore as fast as we could. I ran up this huge hill, unlocked the door, got inside the house and made my way to the back room where the bathroom is and shit all over myself right before I got to the toilet. Yeah, that was a shitty experience.

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methane that's crazy, you ass hole must be shaped wierd.