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Family History
yeah ....i need 8 pages for a family history....someone start me off with something interesting..........
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What the hell?
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Sometimes i like to Steal
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My family came from Adam and Eve
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ma family came from ron geremi and victoria silverstedt
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LOL geremi
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Its time everyone knew
Once apon a time..... One day to happy people met......Chrit and C-Section........at first they were jus friends...........but that friendship soon grew....into somethin more.....being 2 males didnt bother them tho....cuz they loved each other........but b/c of outdated laws in the states they came to Toronto to get married......because in Canada gays can get married...anyways......they got married.......and stayin in therehotel they decided to talk about there future C-Section - umm....chrit baby do you want kids....? Chrit - of course sweet cheeks....but its kinda hard since were both male silly.....! C-Section - well i kno that dum dum.....but what about adoption......or maybe...... Chrit - Maybe what? C-Section - maybe if we try hard enuff........pray long enuff, and do as many sexual positions as we can u or me might be able to get pregnent..... Chrit - hmmm its worth a shot All night long chrit and c-section "made love" in as many positions as possible............an exhausting 24 hours they made love for.......and no the hard part the prayin....... 1 month later Chrit - I think its time we check if either of us are pregnent...... C-Section - yupp a silent pause.........and then all a sudden chrit starts to cry Chrit - dammit!! ..........im not pregnent....... another silent pause.........and then all a sudden c-section starts to cry Chrit - i guess it was far fetched....but dont cry hun....... C-section - im not cryin cuz im sad.....im cryin cuz im happy........IM PREGNENT........ A moment of EMOTION as both men start cryin and cheering as a man is pregnent........... 8 months and many days of sickness for c-section goes by on May 1st, 1986, c-section and chrit girl birth to a baby boy..... Chrit : wat should we name him....... c-section : umm.....BOB? Chrit : NO! how bout Taktik? c-section : oh yes i love that name....... 17 years later Taktik is now 17..........and his 2 parents are gay........Chrit is his dad, and c-section is his mom..........these to life partners were able to overcome all odds........to have this "ill" baby Taktik Taktik : I guess i got my illness from my dad and my looks from my mom.... The end there u have it now you all have the truth sorry i was really bored................and i jus thought of it :) |
lmfao ^
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^hahaha....
but im serious u dumb fucks :mad: |
lol.... i like stories
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i love u guys^^^^^^^^^^
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Lmao^
Taktik was bored?.. Lol^ |
really bored...lmao
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yeh..............
but there still my parents.....and i love them dearly |
I just appeared. Thin air...then BAMM!!! Me.
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