Winning The Lottery
 

One Day A Man wins the lottery and comes home and says "Hunnie Hunnie..I JUST WON THE LOTTERY:D"

"What Should I pack?"

"I don't care just get the fuck out":D

Some Times I Like To Jump In Trash Cans.

i was going to put lol.. but that is so cliche ain't it.

or a typical lmao.

:laugh: .. but it wasn't really all that funny.. based on the fact that, the shit is older than barbra walters.

i just had to make a joke rambling cause nobody was yet..so let's post more about nothing:D

this guy walks into a bar with a shotgun
after he kills everyone he kills himself

2 days later they search his house and find a message on the answering machine

"Gotcha"