Hey y'all, I'm new
 

Hey, what's up y'all, I'm new to all this.

Anyways, this is my very first post.

'm a stoner, drunk again and off my rocker
high off the hard liquor, dope and mums raspberry vodka
i've just beaten up my kids and locked my wife in the cellar
with a voice inside my head screamin "go ahead, kill her"
i'ma slash you adam's apple open with a rusty scaple
after i've stolen every single first aid kit the hospital
i'm knocking on your girlfriends door
to kick her in the stomach and watch her slide across the floor
so go run and tell you're friends there's a motherfuckin skitzo on the loose
with half his brain rotten cause he's been smokin pot till he's forgotton what he's on.
i'm so fucking bannana's, i'm about to jump inside a lake full with paranah's
after i've tortured, slaughted and murdered my biological father
lock you in a cell with 7 hungrey tasmanian devils
watch them tear you to shreads and see you in hell