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Random Facts About Americas Favorite Pastime
The most popular american bra size is currently 36c up from 1991 when it was 34b(bigger is better)
Minks have intercourse that lasts an average of 8 hours(reincarnation possible? 1/16/1987 - First condom commercial to air on the radio (i was born already) The word pornography come from Greek. "Writing of prostitutes" A bull can inseminate 300 cows from one ejaculation(i havent seen 300 women who want my sperm) Up until 1884 a victorian-era woman could be sent to jail for not having sex with her husband(head? no...off with your head) Australian women are most likly to have sex on the 1st date(im in the wrong hemisphere) Average shelf life of a latex condom - 2 years The most recorded orgasms in one hour: 134 for a female, 16 for a male( she can be reached at 555 867 5309) Oneiromophobia: fear of wet dreams Frotter: Someone who gets sexually aroused by rubbing against stragners (looks at loki's av) 70% of women would rather have cholcate than sex(off with your head) In ancient greece and rome, dildos were made from: animal horns, gold, silver, ivory, glass Oculiinctus: Sexual arousal by being licked in the eyeball Most american lose their virginity during the month of june (prom?) US has more laws limiting sexual acts than all of europe combined Fellatio is the number 1 sexual act desired by men (off with her head) ithyphallophobia: fear of seeing, thinking or having an erect penis(every girl I met has this) Between age 20 and 60 Americans spend 600 hours having sex( i have some catching up to do) a small flaccid penis generally has a greater precentage of increse than a large flaccid penis (there is hope) the smallest erect penis on record: 1 centimeter (i feel huge) every year 11,000 americans hurt themselves trying out bizzar sex acts Among primates, man has the largest and thickest penis (gorilla unit what?) an unobstructed penis is capable of shooint seman 12 to 24 inches The Kama Sutra was written by Mallanga Vatsyayana, who was rumored to be celibate At age 70, 73% of men are still potent Hitler and Napoleon both shared a similar defect: A missing testicle(i knew 2pac wanted to take over the world) in 1995 Chi Kuan master Mo Ka Wang lifted over 250lbs of weight two feet off the floor... with his erect penis (off with his head?) |
BOOBIES!!!!
Big Ones, Small Ones, Some as big as your Head :o |
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Re: Random Facts About Americas Favorite Pastime
Real, loved the add on's, they were great.
"The most popular american bra size is currently 36c up from 1991 when it was 34b(bigger is better)" -Depends on who you ask. I don't like big really... "Minks have intercourse that lasts an average of 8 hours(reincarnation possible?" -Lmao, thats like me jacking off. (Certain people will understand that. I'll explain if you want...its not detailed loool) "1/16/1987 - First condom commercial to air on the radio (i was born already)" -LoL, good one, and so was I. "A bull can inseminate 300 cows from one ejaculation(i havent seen 300 women who want my sperm)" -LMAO! "Up until 1884 a victorian-era woman could be sent to jail for not having sex with her husband(head? no...off with your head)" -Loraina Bobbett was one hell of a feminist...lol "Australian women are most likly to have sex on the 1st date(im in the wrong hemisphere)" -LMAO! Good one. "Average shelf life of a latex condom - 2 years" -I should buy some now...I'm bound to use them by then...as water ballons... "70% of women would rather have cholcate than sex(off with your head)" -Damn it...! "In ancient greece and rome, dildos were made from: animal horns, gold, silver, ivory, glass" -In modern society you need to buy a female a pet, gold, silver, ivory, or something that looks like glass to get to play the role of a dildo. "US has more laws limiting sexual acts than all of europe combined" -Again, I live in the wrong area. "ithyphallophobia: fear of seeing, thinking or having an erect penis(every girl I met has this)" -LMAO! I've got to write that down. Good one Real. Oh, and thank god for Viagra. "Between age 20 and 60 Americans spend 600 hours having sex( i have some catching up to do)" -If you count by yourself I'm ahead of the game... "a small flaccid penis generally has a greater precentage of increse than a large flaccid penis (there is hope)" -LMAO "the smallest erect penis on record: 1 centimeter (i feel huge)" -Who told everyone that!? "an unobstructed penis is capable of shooint seman 12 to 24 inches" -Poke an eye out with that! At age 70, 73% of men are still potent "Hitler and Napoleon both shared a similar defect: A missing testicle(i knew 2pac wanted to take over the world)" -Was Napoleon the 1 cm guy aswell? "in 1995 Chi Kuan master Mo Ka Wang lifted over 250lbs of weight two feet off the floor... with his erect penis (off with his head?)" -Cock push-ups...it only takes one. |
glad to see my research isnt going to waste
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So Thats What They Call It... |
like wow!
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Amazing. Really. |
lmao...^^^ dope info...
I'll be sure to use some of it... |
am i the only one who's picking up he had one thing about breasts and the rest were about penis's?
oooooooooooooooooooooookay, johnny. i wont ask. |
some funny shit and i like the added bits
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