Santa's Just A Fat Ass
 

Damn that man,
he's let me down,
each Christmas morning,
I only frown.

He leaves a mess
of soot and crumbs
and fingerprints
from his grimy thumbs.

He breaks the fireplace
every year,
one time he'll get stuck,
is what I fear.

Never ever,
do I see,
what I asked for,
under the tree!

He's just a fat ass,
dressed in red.
Who breaks in the house,
while we are in bed!

I've had my concerns,
that he's stealing us blind.
For there's things missing,
I cannot find!

The cookie jar,
the big box of sweets,
the entire roast
and the Christmas treats!

The honeyed ham,
the silverware,
and the crystal glasses
aren't anywhere!

The cd collection,
the stereo,
all are gone,
so where did they go?

He empties his bag,
is what I think,
then fills it again,
to the brink.

Then off he flies,
like all is merry.
It should be, for he stole,
the big bottle of Sherry!

I don't get his logic
or his way of thinking.
And not for a moment am I fooled,
by his eyes, a'twinkling!

He's running a scam!
Its the truth I say!
For I just saw my stuff,
listed on e-bay!
:cussing:

wow?

Um... Isn't This A Month Early?

what bitch

It's the Cat in the Hat

Um... Isn't This A Month Early?

^No......why, just cos it has santa in doesn't mean
i have to post it at christmas......slaphead

roflmao

Santa is sensitive about his weight. Fall back.

:(

This will be the next thread we parade in! Holler...

LMAO! w00t.

Anyway.. whats your AIM hoe? I'm gonna IM you. Fucka net posting with AIM capabilities!

PM Me Yours.

Err... Actually, Mine Is In My Profile.

i'd hafta say...

i give it a 10!

perfect shape
perfect size
o wait...
Ax's sig had me thinkin...
sorry