Xpress Lane vs E-Lyrical
 

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Actually, fuck blind spitting. I'll post cause i'm tired of waiting.


I’m laughing my ass off at this lyrical joker,
The only time he’ll be straight is in a game of poker.
His verses look so meager they outta be on a food stamp,
One resident of Edmonton that’ll never be called a champ.**
Like dandruff he’s just a little annoying white flake,
A gangster never, but he’ll always be fake.

Listen….

You’re not Shady, so stop acting like you’re in 8 Mile,
Bet you beat off to that movie ‘til the tissues formed a pile.
When rhyming I don’t hesitate to put in all my elbow grease,
So my rhymes tear into you, leaving you lyrically diseased.
Meanwhile E’s just another slice off of the Eminem pie,
Unfortunately RB’s already got a surplus in supply.


.** (Edmonton is nicknamed the city of champions)

Yo...check it...
Warmup...
This cowboy think he can wrestle the bull,*
Ya time is up, ya limit is full,
Lyrically I cut of ya head and split ya skull,
8-Mile, 7-Mile, 6-Mile,**
5-Mile, 3-Mile, 2-Mile,**
1-Mile, 0-Mile, Calgary's Null,**
Calgary Flames, the Edmonton Oilers,***
Coyboy's drive hillbilly trucks, we drive Mitsibushi's wit spoilers!
Yo...
The given circumstances,
Lower ya chances,
Leave you speachless with lyrical stances,
The fact is,
That Calgary is the Forgotten City,
They should name you the mayor,
'Cause you jus' the Forgotten John Twitty,****
I leave fractures to ya tractor's membrain,
It's fuckin' insane,
Seein' a rapping John Wayne!

*He's from Calgary
**Calgary has fuckin' confusing roads
***For stupid people: Both Citie's hockey teams
****An old country singer


Yo sorry for the hold up dawg....good luck on the polls.

A'ight herez how it fuckin' brakes down...

Punches: Tie- Punches was pretty close, but both pretty fuckin' elementary if ya ask me...

Flow: E-Lyrical- E has those kind of Eminem-style lyricz that r jus' fas' to read and flow nice...

Creativity: E-Lyrical- Both waz pretty tired rhymes, but Xpress Lane's shi' is way too overused...

Enjoyment: Tie- I enjoyed both, bein' from Alberta an' all, was nice ta see a half-decent battle from two Albertanz...

Overall: E-Lyrical- No beef, I thought E's verse was jus' a little mo experienced in a sense...

Fo Real

--G1

Thx fo ya honest vote...UPPIN(1)^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I have ta disadree with Gangsta One. I though Xpress Lane had more punches and a better flow. E-Lyrical your flow was off man. I'll call the personals a tie. E-Lyrical had more, but Xpress Lane's were better. Got bored with E-Lyricals whole Canada disses. Vote=Xpress Lane

1-1, thanks for the votes

uppin

Upping again.... cant vote for you, but leave me a link and i'll atleast comment on it.

Uppin, come on .... this is old shit

Just finish it off for me

good battle
flow both
wordplay both
punches E
vocab X
multis E
over all vote E

Thanks for the vote 2-1 E

come on ... finish this ... come on