Meters vs. Unleasheddragon
 

10-15 lines
blind spit
25 minutes to post
dickriding is actually encouraged in this post. Haha, just kidding, you all know what not to do.

Good luck

u gunna check in??

ok look im battlin this fool and im spittin lyrical hell//
im the unleashed dragon busted out the shell//
im here to spit at you pure fire//
your a piece of shit just like firestone tires//
you cant touch me what the hell kinda name is meters//
is that short for your dick is 2 cenitmenters?//
thats gonna be the only personal in this rhyme//
spittin these lyrics is just wastin my tyme//
yo retard redrum is MURDER backwerdz Nigga//
when i spit its like a tsunami hitchu ima wigga//
im a storm of words you cant pronounce//
when this battles over like a ball im gunna bounce//
your gettin ripped so hard you aint gonna tell//
i didnt shoot u wit da cun i killed u wit da shell//
wheres the fun at when i pull back one.., shit fuck it this battle is DONE//

that should say
your gettin ripped so hard you aint gonna tell//
i didnt shoot u wit da gun i killed u wit da shell//

2minutes to drop ya verse

1 minute to drop

dude hurry up its been zaktly 25 min
10 more min n ill win by DQ

The dragons flair unleashes a fit of terror/
Sisqo's back without platinum hair: and even gay'er/

Sear your lopped off limbs with lyrical hymns/
So your (h)armless before this merking begins/

My bullets roar like Ethiopians at a grocery store/
While yours pour down your cheeks like your face is the seashore/

Wanna get you outta my hair so I don a black tie/
And rely on you to make like a wig and dye/

Tough guy, you need to elevate like your soft dick/
‘This is as good as it gets’ says the measuring stick/

To get punched you're quick, i'm quick to the punch/
I bet dragon, sheep is the only wool you munch/

Your record now reduced to 0-1, still should be 0-0/
your rhymes carried so little weight, it's like you weren't even here yo


Explanations:
1st : Sisqo called himself the dragon and had platinum hair. Gay people have lots of *flair*. Dragons fire flares.

2nd: Saying that he can't elevate because he's just bad like his dick can't harden because it's just small.

3rd: Doesn't eat out women because women won't get near him

Haha, easy enough, right?

nice job meters you elevated alot since we battled nice to see you doing well for yourself dragon you lost your flow alot of the time and if you don't hit with personals your never gonna win man he got you on this one....vote meters

lol you guys don't got a poll setup...sigh you lol i'm not even gonna sayit have a good one guys.............................................. .................................................. ............

..god damnit. i always do this shit.
maybe you'll vote on the real version too?
haha, thanks for reminding me i'm a herb. I forget sometimes.