| Gunman tha Great |
12-01-03 02:11 PM |
Rocafella and G-unit address Bravehearts
aight on Roc Radio recently (thats tha best fucking radio show in tha world) the whole crew was in the studio. Memph,State Property,Jay,Twista,Kanye,Dip Set, M.O.P., Samantha Ronson, fuck it ya'll know tha names of the rest. And they had Lloyd Banks there with them in studio.
After some good pleasured ribbing from Dame Dash about the size of Lloyd Bank's chin, and Jay staking claim to being "the best rapper alive" and thanking everybody for his career and what not. Then everybody doing their slew of fucking album release dates, they got down to buisness.Rocafella enjoy talking about new releases and what not so they asked around about what Cd they have and whats the last 5 they bought and what they are waiting to get. Jay's list went as follows: "I just got that Beg For Mercy" "My man wonder (as in 9th Wonder) gave me that Little Brother" "I'm still waiting like everybody else for that Method Man album" and i've been blasting the outkast joint since it came out. "And when Pitch Black drop i'm getting that"."And of course my nigga Ghostface" He had the best list so nobody ele's is worth commenting on.
Then Dame let out a loud breath before saying "now we gotta address bullshit, everytime we try to chill out drop good music do our fucking thing bullshit happens, oh well lets talk about the Bravehearts, since thats what they want is attention lets give them some, Cam have you read the article" Cam responded "hell no" so Dame handed him tha joint, obviously nobody had read the article cuz there was silence for a few minutes before EVERYBODY in the studio bust out laughing for about 15 minutes. oh and FYE Lloyd Banks laughs like a fucking donkey. So Jay grabs tha mic and says "notice how many unneccessary times my name pops up in that article, these kids are still living through me i should demand points off their album but it won't sell and i might end up losing money, oh and i never went to college ladies, Don't make excuses for being idiots, Em never went, Dre never went, 50 never went, and we all sitting on millions so don't make excuses for being broke its all your faults" thats when tha real drama started, Killa took tha mic and said "FUCK THE FUCKING SMALL HEARTS THEM KIDS ARE HOMOS, DON'T BRING THE DEAD INTO SHIT SO YOU CAN IMPRESS THE 2 PIMPLE FACED 10 YEAR OLD FANS YOU TWO FAGGOTS HAVE, AND WHAT THA FUCK YOU BITCHES TRYING TO FIND OUT MY FUCKING MEDICAL FILES? I GOT A LIVER DISEASE FROM BIRTH AND ITS GOTTEN WORSE FROM ME DRINKING TOO MUCH DUMB ASSES I'LL PERSONALLY WHOOP BOTH OF YOU PUSSIES ASSES, YA'LL BOSS GETS ROBBED FUCK NEAR TWICE A WEEK AND YOU CLOWNS AINT EVEN GOT SHIT TO ROB, I CAN NAME AT LEAST 5 TIMES BOTH OF YOU PUSSIES DONE BEEN SMACKED AROUND AND ROBBED FOR YA TWO DOLLARS YA'LL SHARE, WHENEVER YA'LL FAGGOTS WANT IT STOP BY ROCAFELLA STUDIO AND ASK FOR YA'LL REAL FATHER AND I'LL KICK YA'LL ASS OVER A KANYE BEAT AND PUT THA SHIT ON A MIXTAPE. After everybody calmed Cam down, Billy Danze said "tha bravehearts are clowns i personally know that for a fact, they aint been through shit, when Nas signed he took them on the road with him when they was like 15, how much street shit can you do b4 15?" Dame calmed everybody down with by clowning on DJ Clue b4 Jay again grabbed the mic and said "in the interview it proves ya'll are flunkies, ya'll can't get shit without ya boss, ya'll are and forever will suffocate underneath his broke ass wings" Lloyd ended it with "it sounds to me that they are trying to convince people how tough they are, after a while it comes off as who are you trying to convince, us or yourself" shit was funny as fuck
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