Bribeone1 VS Allegory
 

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Verses Are Due: Friday 12/12/03

Put Up Or Shut The Fuck Up & Get The Fuck Out!!!!!

in.

KEYED..

ForOne son, ur bars are sensless & the shittiest.
..this kids lost..
..he's depriving some poor village of it's idiot.
u suck dun, & to think u battled me next.
..u beatin me?..
stop shittin urself & go cash ur reality check.
u should've got the abort bee, & u'll torch me?
i got a gun..
u got a dumb..
he supported his right to bare arms & wore short sleeves!
i pass gas & to think im bound with this fart.
fuck youth, GET THIS KID A FOUNTAIN OF SMART.
u might as well walk, dont run for the bus man.
cause..
the closest route for u to dope is under construction.
yea ur here, ur quite far..
but she didnt give birth to the right parts.
shit ur only here cause..
..when u were born, ur gene pool didnt have lifegaurds.
damn ur wack son, i could have just battled my self.
& ur not Bribeone1, ur the negative five thousand & twelve.

I'm giving u hell and keepin u there similar to eternal purgatory
allegory been passed around more than a sexual fraternal story
bury your glory in front of your kids w/ a quick death to an affair
gamble on your life and I would guarantee a bet that u dont care
your a crook to the art as it was reported you tried breaking in
this is the first leg of the tourney and I've resorted to breaking it
heres a tip, u cant carry this weight so u need aid in barbells
I could of sworn it was a bye week since im waving farewells


8 should be enough Next!!

Allegory's Verse

ForOne son, ur bars are sensless & the shittiest.
..this kids lost..
..he's depriving some poor village of it's idiot.

^Funny, but I've heard it before

u suck dun, & to think u battled me next.
..u beatin me?..
stop shittin urself & go cash ur reality check.

^Okay.

u should've got the abort bee, & u'll torch me?
i got a gun..
u got a dumb..
he supported his right to bare arms & wore short sleeves!

^The whole..got a gun/got a dumb thing could have been left out. The punch was decent though.

i pass gas & to think im bound with this fart.
fuck youth, GET THIS KID A FOUNTAIN OF SMART.

^Lol, don't know...found that funny

u might as well walk, dont run for the bus man.
cause..
the closest route for u to dope is under construction.

^lmao

yea ur here, ur quite far..
but she didnt give birth to the right parts.
shit ur only here cause..
..when u were born, ur gene pool didnt have lifegaurds.

^1st line sucked, second was dope, lol.

damn ur wack son, i could have just battled my self.
& ur not Bribeone1, ur the negative five thousand & twelve.

SHitty Closer

Bribe's Verse

I'm giving u hell and keepin u there similar to eternal purgatory
allegory been passed around more than a sexual fraternal story

^1st line bleh, 2nd was comedy.

bury your glory in front of your kids w/ a quick death to an affair
gamble on your life and I would guarantee a bet that u dont care

Eh, okay.

your a crook to the art as it was reported you tried breaking in
this is the first leg of the tourney and I've resorted to breaking it

^Nice

heres a tip, u cant carry this weight so u need aid in barbells
I could of sworn it was a bye week since im waving farewells

Blah closer.

This is a tough choice. Bribe could have taken it easily had he put a couple more hard hitting lines in there. That weak closer hurt you a lot too. Allegory actually had some pretty witty punches in there. The structure and flow were off though. It did have a flow to it, it was just an odd one. I'm not sure. As far as having MORE hard hitting punches, I'll have to go with Allegory. Close battle...but this time.....some quality with a lot of quantity beats out good quality with no quantity.

Vote ~ Allegory.

Votes!...

Gh05t!

weak battle. iwasn't really feeling allegory's style or ihs flow. punches were bland and not too entertaining

bribe had some potential for good pucnhes, could work on the set ups. i think that his verse was overlal more wityt and slightly better

v/bribe

bribe went 8 linez....the minimum iz 10...max iz 20....
itz in the rulez peepz...not hatin..just statin the factz playa...
good verse....

i didnt see that in the rules. but if they are there then
let Evolve DQ me then.

i dont think that Evolves gonna
DQ you, when u actually posted
a verse. You win because yours
wasn't so played. I mean damn,
Allegory posted common ordinary
everyday jokes. He just made them
rhyme. All those punches I've seen
on stand-up comedy, he just made
them rhyme. Anyways, weak battle.

vote - bribeone1

more original

I'm not trying to defend him or anything, but I haven't seen many of those that he put up. Maybe they came about after I left.

WeRd^^...I've never heard those jokes before or anyone say them..i just keyed the verse....im not getting the way this voting is going on...but w/e...uppin^

Gh05t!

honestly, i felt that although Allegory's structure was hella homo, his punches were just plain better than Bribes. Dont get me wrong, its not as if he blew him out of the water or anything, I just believe that he edged it here.


vote- All.

2-2 i guess....

Gh05t!

allegory wins this onlky cuz of a few funny punches. . barely took it. . see, even though u voted against me in our battle. i still vote fair. and hopefully u didnt steal those jokes off of coedy central or sumthin cuz then id vote against you.