Ever been caught "milking the lizard"
 

hmm..be truthful ,

funny shit about it there...

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...30&pagenumber=1

Jyeh kinda. Mom walks in and she is like what are you doing? and im like uh umm scratching my balls.. and she is like well go take a shower.

are you into bodybuildin rythmic, a lotta peeps post strange lines an i wonder how they find them???

nearly been caught but not yet!!!

Can't click the link, I'm at school, but I will later.

And no I haven't, which is incredibly odd considering my "habits" :p
Almost, almost though. Thats why I hate certain things I do.
Always wear a pair of shorts, like gym shorts, stretchy elastic waist band. Quick Recovery of nudity. lol
As for porn, I always have a window on my computer of non-porn. Usually its just something I'm writing, that way no one will bother me for to long, I'm like "I'm writing, if you don't mind" lol.

l0l...i do weights but i wouldn't call it bodybuilding....some dude sent me it..i wa slike WTF are you on about..l0l...

Pretty dope...if you like that sorta thing... :nono:

^ Lol ..

Never heard it called Milking The Lizaard before .. but yeah .. nearly, not happened yet though. = )

LMAO @ bruk being a expert.

^ I know .. lmfao at him dressing up for the occasion, in case he needs to cover himself up quick time. Damn.

lmao hes a pro

its been close..but no

lmao @ "dressing up for the occasion"

Quote from that Body Building Site:



LMFAO!

LMMFAO at gett'n sonned by ure mom

Damn...that's horrible. Your own mom telling you you got a vienna sausage cock. I'd have to seriously contemplate suicide.

good tip Bruk.....atleast we know someones thinkin with the right head in the heat of the moment....

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ive nearly been caught with folks just opening the door and shit and i have never heard it called milking the lizard either, where ya come up with that