The q-tip of death makes my pee pee cry. I've gone a few times when I was scared after a drunken unprotected escapade with some bitch from the club. The worst is when you have a woman doing your screening, because they don't know the pain the q-tip causes. They shove that bastard deep into the pee pee hole and then these evil, sadistic bitch doctors twist. THEY FUCKING TWIST IT! Much fire-sting in the penis for like 10 minutes afterwords.