Yo momma's got so many teeth missing, when she smiles it looks like her tongue's in jail.

Yo momma's so fat she fell in love...and broke it.

Yo momma's like a shotgun...2 cocks and she's ready to blow.

Yo momma's like a TV, a 2 year old can turn her on.

Yo momma's like a fridge, everyone puts their meat in.

Yo momma's pussy stinks so bad, her crabs hung themselves with her tampon strings.

Yo momma's so fat it takes her 2 trips to haul ass.

Yo momma's so fat she uses a bazooka and a matress for tampons.

Yo momma's like a racecar, bitch burns 4 rubbers a day.