P. You gave all new meaning to the word E-Gangsta.
We don't rock "Tall tees" on the west coast so maybe that's why
I never seen one.
Did your mom tell you it was a tall tee?

P: Mom! I hate this shirt!
Mom: P, It's a tall tee honey. It's all the rage, I seen the kids in the Walmart Ad with them on.
P: Oh mom! everyone is gonna laugh at me!
Mom: Hey! I'm the only friend you need! No go get the KY off the dresser and take cars of momma.
P: Mom! How come other kids don't have to lube their parents up?
Mom: Because your such a special boy, now go ahead and show momma your lil wanker.
P: Alright ma, don't bite it this time.
Mom: Go put your tall tee on for momma, you know how I love that Peter.

*P walks off to his room sulking*