Mike Blaze bout ot have a lot in common wit Richard Geer,
When I take this Hamster and shov it up his rear,
Fuckin Queer, let the thing crawl inside, now hows that feelin?
Hamster go though you head when I toss it off the Empire state Building,
Might use it's tale to choke ya, provoke ya,
Then use little ass claws to poke ya,
Shoot it out a patato gun and let it smoke ya,
Make ya choke to death if ya ain't atin like ya supposed ta,
And thats after I pull it back out ya ass covered wit streaks,
What cha gonna do bout it? NUTIN YER WEAK!

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