go to McDonalds...if you can manage it...
get about 7 or 8 hash browns.... and eat all of them
you are not going to fell like eating them but once the grease from the hash browns sink in your system it will start to soak up some of the alcohol...sounds crazy but it works.... u still have to drink your water though...gotta get that shit out of your body...and thats the best way


good luck....