I'm only giving you this advice because you seem to be pretty fucked up. OK disolve some alkaseltzer in a cup of cold water. Down the alkaseltzer followed by a huge cup of ice cold 7 up or sprite of soemthing like that. That should work for the symptoms. Next time you drink, make sure you have a lot of water in your system before drinking, then before going to bed. This is a crue all, it never fails. water is the key, but in your case you need to rink that alkaseltzer and possibly another cold beer, should work. I have much experience when it comes to sobbering up and killing hangovers in a hurry. I am on call 24 hours a day, so I have used these methods many times..

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