okay, heres what i learned....and i'm a 3rd student so i KNOW my shit.

for a start drink a pint of water BEFORE you go to bed...and make sure you get to bed, even if its someone elses.

if you've been drinking vodka and vodka only, the worst you're gonna be is dehydrated, the cure is water, easy.

if its lager (bud, carling, carlsberg) then you're gonna have a headache if you've overdone it. cure= alkaselzher, water and some junk food breakfast (sausage and bacon, mcdonalds, whatever you like)

if its grolshlaager (it tastes of aniseed) then you should NOT drink wateras its a water-based alcohol which means you'd get drunk again.

if you cant see, call an ambulance (make a mental note of where the 9 and 1 buttons are beforehand). if the room is spinning, stop drinking.


heed the wise words of this student.