That is because you failed grade school. I however, have an above room temperature vocabulary and understand him perfectly. he said, (more or less):

The whole point of this thread was entertainment, that is, to know the best commercials. It is not relevant to the conversation that you post many pointless times trying to son him. What does matter is the commercials given. Therefore, your attempts to son him aren't going to work because you used a first grade try at humor.

^that sums it up well i think. he said a few more things also, but im not explaining them to you, look the words up.