[Uncle Dolamite]
Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story
about the bad ass Eazy E
he was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three
listen and listen well
he's a bad Muthafu-

[Mother]
Gimmie that god damn book!
here let me read you this one
Chrismas in Compton
it was a silent night, yes a holy night,
until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin' Wright?

[Carolers]
Deck the halls with balls of holy
tra la la la la la la la la
tis the season to be jolly....

[Eazy-E]
Merry Chrismas muthafucka!
[*Gun Shots*]
Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
while I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe
now dashin' through the snow
in a candy red top 6-4
over the hills I go
laughin' at this hoe
nuts on rich and rings
makin' me feel right
oh what fun it is to know
that I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
so lick them balls, lick them balls
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way
hey lick them balls, ring lick balls
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick
oh yay!
tis the season to get busy
compton crime lick
and I'm smokin' on this stick.

^those lyrics are wack! WTF im never copying off lyric sites again they are always wrong.