just a thread dedicated to the dumb shit that goes on in clubs sometimes. for instance,


16 year old townies wearing their older brother's shirts, school trousers and shoes, nursing a bottle of wkd which they aint gonna keep down anyway. come on guys, you aint fooling anybody.

the girls in the low cut tops who get offended when guys star at them, i think girls should lose the right to be pissed-off at guys looking at their breasts when they're struggling out of the dress.

the well-dressed versace guys who sidle up to girls with god-awful chat-up lines which at best get them laughed out, at worst forcefully exited out the club by the bouncers. i was in this one place about 3 years ago and one of these versace guys walked up to this girl, tapped her on the shoulder and said.........."i've got a waterbed."....stood there for a moment, then said "i'm sorry" and walked away. dumb fucker.

guys who perform dance routines together which they've obviously been working on during the week back home. guys.....you look gay, cut it out.

dancing generally, dunno about the yank places, but in britain most of the most who aren't doing the "turn around slowly in a circle pressed-together and cop off" dance are doing the "moving as little as humanly possible to be considered dancing" dance.

girls who get pissed off when they've dancing front to back with a guy and he gets a hard-on. i mean, come on, what were you expecting? you're pissed-off coz he finds you attractive?


thoughts?