Ill go steal a santa had from mr.clause..
Beat you over the head with it till its raw..
Then put it over your face and hold it tight..
You can try to break away with all ya might..
But it wont work, cause you are gonna suffocate..
stuff it down your mouth so you stuff yo face..
Listen to you choke on the hat's fluff, its great..

Next Weapon: A Shoe