"Wood John" hahahaha....dat da funniest uzername i've hurd
U aint got no rappin style....ur shyt iz "absurd"
Imma save mah linez on dis wanna b rapper...
ur grl told me all about u last nite...wen i waz tappin hurr!
dat waz hurr best christmas gift................
i waz doin hurr hardd.......nice n swift
She tol' me all about ur wak ass rappin career...
Yo ur life is so sad dat shyt brought mah eyez a tear
Ur mah lil' herb n I'm King Lear
I put a collar around ya neck so it easier for me to steer...
Anyway, I left ur grl smellin' like fish...
dis fag b thinkin he gonna sweep lil' tagger, "u wish"
but hey keep dreamin, it mite come true,
cuz dis iz da jolly season, ill go easy on you!!!!