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Originally posted by Dixie Normous
sorry to freepost..but I GOT to respond...
but since I cant think of anything really good..I jus tell you everythin that comes to my mind.
1.I appeared heterosexual when I was paintin yo face with semen
2.You should know alot about cars...you've been fucked in the backseat of them..
3.Why do you look like an oversized muppet baby?
4.I hope you dont think the guys in this thread are complimenting you..remember..THE END said in the rules to be nice.
5. <---I bet no one has ever said that to you in your life.
6. <--or wanted to do that to you..
7.didnt I see you on horsefuckers.com?
8.No wonder you're skinny..you got that ethiopian crack in your blood
9.I've seen burnt trees with a better shape than you
10.Didnt I see your face on that pack of cigerettes..now I remember..JOE THE CAMEL
aight..I'm finished..none of them may not have owned but fuck it..
oh yeah..the last thing..what do you get when you mix a horse..a crackhead..a hawaiin..a box of rocks..and burnt tree?..nothing..you get the same thing but you jus call it Jes!!..
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1. Heterosexual? you have pet names for transvestites, and I'm pretty sure you can't spary semen over the internet
2. yea i do know alot about cars, i work on them... and correction, i don't "get fucked" in the backseat... I do the fucking... don't worry one day you'll get there...
3. not familiar with muppet babies... shows your age and maturity.
4. i could give two shits about what folks had to say about me, believe i didn't get dolled up for the occasion. trust, i don't post pics to boast my own ego, read the first post... HEY ASS FUCK IT'S THE INTERNET...
5. no they haven't, cats respect me...
6. yeah, they'd rather make love to me...
7. no you didn't
8. i don't have ethiopian crack in me, I AM ETHIOPIAN... you're not too sharp are you?
9. so you check out trees? hey, you and transgender are pretty chill, so why would your sex compulsion with vegetation surprise me.
10. no you didn't, because my name is Jes... not JOE... duh.
yeah none of them owned, but hey you supported my case of owning you and being my bitch
... thanks
... and i still think your name is over-compensating for your short-cummings... who on earth would talk about their penis size online? only someone who couldn't get girls to listen in reality...
it's not your fault that your equipment is disfunctional.. If god's going to give you a short bat... he shouldn't make you want to play so bad, huh... life's a bitch...
word of the wise: EAT ME