ok...i'ma be cool and be 1 of the only people to drop something
and if he does show.. .then count this off..i'm keying this...
so i can get a win

'Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house
Was a wealthy man drinking, Along with his lovely spouse
The children were snuggled into their warm cozy beds
While Santa came upon the roof top with his sled
For the parents didn't believe...The thud startled them
In the mean time... The fireplace was currently litten..
Clueless... Santa jumped in, Man he was wired
Cuz both his chest and nuts cought on fire