the only stem you've been craving is the green kind/baby, you're baked out of your petty little mind/to say such fanciful things/you're just the jester/i'm the king/I got the reigns, I got the whip/insurmountable obstacles in the form of my quips/if you want my blood, you'll be hard pressed/we don't all suffer from PMS/you don't know just what war entails/ya couldn't arm a grenade without breaking a nail/but honey if you want it, its gallipoli/the Turks don't have shit on me/cutting you down with all thats misogynistic/blessed with ability that borders on mystic/so if your'e game, come with the hits/you won't do much damage wearing oven mitts