long ago i replaced those mits
with boxing gloves i find fit
us females deserve some recognition
your passe crap is a homeless jazz musician
things i've been hearing from men all my life
trying to act powerful with your pocket knife
you think fighting in a war is hard?
try having a baby, i'll post you a get-well card
PMS isn't my only affliction
it's men like you and your power addiction
that causes me much irritation
vapid animals who can't hold a conversation
so go prune the hedge or polish the floor
it seems those are the few things you're good for