Book of Elfbomb, chapter one, verse one
In which our young hero learns how it's done
This is my intro to battling, hope I know what to do
but enough about me, let's talk about you
First off the bat, your name...what IS that?
Sounds like baby talk, but babies don't 69, cat
Even when you rollin' your style's just luck
It's like a black hole in that all it does is suck
I read your other battles, but it's hard cause they bore me
It's like they're jumping up and down, yelling and screaming "Ignore me!"
But from what I DID read, you really seem to think you're wicked
Well I got news kid, your skill's as limp as your stick is
See, I kept it clean there, but you just shouldn't provoke
Me, I'll cut it off here, give you more time to choke