Philosopher King -- I rhyme to impress.
My flow is immaculate, my hair is a mess.
I'm unkempt, not like Shawn -- my skills are legitimate.
Making you suckers look almost illiterate.
But back to my hair -- people stare as I walk by.
I think it's unfair that I'm not like some bald guy,
Should I cut it? Fuck it, the prices are all nuts,
Ten, fifteen bucks even at lame-ass Supercuts?
I don't need some barber to leech off my cash flow --
I've got my own problems already like Lando.
Not like I'm expecting to get the girls anyway --
Heck, far as they're concerned, I might as well be gay.
Might as well get a razor and shave it off instead,
Soon as I find a cap big enough for my swelled head.