Record 0-0.. oh shit that makes you the best?
Invest in a dictionary, it'l teach you the rest
And I suggest you learn to rhyme, don't waste my time
If this is how you text battle you must speak like a mime
I'ma make you an offer that you can't resist
I'll leave you with my old record in exchange for a kiss
But before you get all hard I'ma tell it like this
Pucker up and kiss my ass cuz you my new bitch
And I do like to whack off to Trading spaces
Get right up in the TV screen and aim for they faces
You happy now? You fucking clown- you ahouldnt of asked
And for the record while im doin it i slap my own ass
Ill pass on dissin you, shit you said it yourslef
Give it up bitch please and keep that shit on the shelf