I'm gonna break you like Sid broke his leg//
You're gonna wish that you had a time egg//
To go back in time like Chrono Trigger//
To back before you challenged this wigger//
Bean Daddy Vick, you know it's plain to me//
You're a closet case like Fibber McGee//
A J. Vasquez reference? Oh, curse the luck//
I'm rapping against some pretentious fuck//
Next you'll reference Death Cab For Cutie//
Or some Fannypack song about booty//
Don't deny it child, don't give me no lip//
Bret Hart would like you, you're tragically hip//
But you're gonna take a dive like Owen//
It's only two lines 'til I stop flowin'//
Second to last, now you're gonna get wrecked//
The VIP Posse in full effect//