Yeah -- Duncan can't mug for the crowd -- all he can do is, you know, play basketball. Carter's a lame-ass ball hog with the defensive skills of an inanmate object.

As for the Mavs, hey, I love the Mavs, but not one of them is ever going to be the MVP. They have five star players on that team -- nobody's indispensable. Just like why none of the Lakers are going to win it.