Easy to please, fascinated by anything that catches my eye
I grabbed my keys, and then headed over to shop at Best Buy
Cuz it was Christmas time and I had yet to spend a dime
And I know what kinda image it implies, but thats no matter
Because it's all behind, so I started the car on a full bladder
The road seemed like a potential disaster, so I drove even faster
To avoid and accident and shit. . but finally I calmed down a bit
But traffic got even worse, I held my head in my hand sighing
A semi swerved into my lane w/ a sticker asking "Hows my driving?"
My allergies and headache were arriving, call it tough luck
I felt my hands shaking, so I lit a ciggarette and puffed
I felt like I had enough, but I can't let the shit get to my head
Then I noticed this dope Mustang. . to get a good look I sped
And then, I noticed it's bumper sticker with very small writing
So I got up beside it, the petite font seemed warm n' inviting
Me and my conciense began fighting, fuck the laws I was breakin
A foot behind the car, I struggled to read and began shaking
Finally! I made out the text - "If you can read this you're tailgating"
It was too late, I quickly looked above at the lights overhead
They went from green..... to orange, but I sped as it hit red
Car got demolished, maybe my price for speeding better yet
I thank God for watchin over me, and I'm glad I wasn't dead
I still remember. . the bumper sticker on the car before fainting
And it read. . "Have a very special holiday season. . and drive safely!"

Key'd 24 lines at midnite, dope!

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