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Originally posted by Mental God
have you ever jacked off onto something, then forgot you used it, and use it again to wipe off your hands?
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Okay..I was sittin in my "special" chair..and I had just got finish watchin caught from behind pt2..so I had finished my "business"..and I was like damn..it ran like a fountain that time..so I was sittin down..reachin around for something..and I found a T shirt..so I used it..and like a dumbass.I threw it on the floor..so I left right..and later on..I was eating in my room and I had got some food on my jersey..so I wiped it off with my hands..then reached down and grabbed the shirt..it was all dried up..I thought it was snot at first..but it was my sperm
Have you ever seen a whale with a pok-a-dot tail..down by the bay?