You're new to RB but you allready played....wit yo lame ass name
Pack yo bags fag....Im about to send you into a world of pain
5/10
Im known to batter teams.....and shatter any skilled MCs
Brendan loves 2 sleep all day....cause he only wins battles in his dreams
7/10 though it was kinda played
So what makes you think you can wreck....the lyrical god himself
Ima be platinum ....while yo LP gathers spider-webs on the shelf
6/10
Everything about you tells me...that you cant spit or test-me
This fool burns my photos on his stove....just to say he roasted an ill MC
8/10
I been spitting phat rhymes and ripping whack guys from the begining
You should post yo photo up....then people could maybe picture u winning
7/10 HA
You dont belong on RB... an outcast like a pimple faced nerdy teen
Brendan couldnt be on fire..... if he got lit while drenched in gasoline
7/10 kinda played......
Ima have you forever bleedin....like neimophiliacs when they get cut
Fuck bustin ill rhymes and metas....this nigga probly cant bust a nut
8/10 HA
So a reminder,I got these skilles locked...and Im throwin away-the-key
Im Lyrical-Jezus the God of ill lyrics.....so u know Brendan prays-to-me
7/10
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Thou shall not fuck with my raw lyrical mastery
I'll spit straight blasphemy, this poseur ain't surpassing me.
6/10
You aren't worth one half of me, your best verse is a catastrophe,
I got Jesus Christ crying, "They're all gonna laugh at me!"
7/10
Go ahead, call me gay but I'm 'strait'er than Gibraltar boy
While I'm picking up chicks you're out mackin' alter boys!
8/10 HA
Ooh, and you can add something new to my list of innovations
Call up "Hip-Hop Heaven"* - I just rewrote Revelations
9/10

"....... and swarms of locusts did descend on the body of Lyrical Jesus and he cried out, forsaking himself as an emcee, "I am Brendan's bitch, I am Brendan's bitch!.......""
5/10.........I don't get it? I don't attend church guyzzz
Your just a joke, my weakest attempt at a reply-to-you
Would still serve to crucify, malign, and retire you
7/10
I just murdered you 'god', can you rise [i]again[i] from your death?
I'll check back in three days but I ain't holding my breath......
8/10
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FUCKEN CLOSE AS HELL BATTLE BUT BRENDAN takes it man SO CLOSE......you guys owe me nigga I had to pull out the MS Calculator ONE

RETURNNN THE FAVORRRRRRRRRRRRR
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