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Old 01-03-04, 02:13 PM   #25
Spekta
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....True to my word....
No shit, this was one for tha hall of fame:

LJ:

You're new to RB but you allready played....wit yo lame ass name
Pack yo bags fag....Im about to send you into a world of pain
^strong opener: 8/10

Im known to batter teams.....and shatter any skilled MCs
Brendan loves 2 sleep all day....cause he only wins battles in his dreams
^nice snap/punch: 8/10

So what makes you think you can wreck....the lyrical god himself
Ima be platinum ....while yo LP gathers spider-webs on the shelf
^ok line: 6/10

Everything about you tells me...that you cant spit or test-me
This fool burns my photos on his stove....just to say he roasted an ill MC
^Tough ass hit: 9/10

I been spitting phat rhymes and ripping whack guys from the begining
You should post yo photo up....then people could maybe picture u winning
Good line: 8/10

You dont belong on RB... an outcast like a pimple faced nerdy teen
Brendan couldnt be on fire..... if he got lit while drenched in gasoline
^YEAH, good punch: 9/10

Ima have you forever bleedin....like neimophiliacs when they get cut
Fuck bustin ill rhymes and metas....this nigga probly cant bust a nut
^lmao, heat: 9/10

So a reminder,I got these skilles locked...and Im throwin away-the-key
Im Lyrical-Jezus the God of ill lyrics.....so u know Brendan prays-to-me
hard punch: 9/10

Brendan:
Wow. I'm actually battling God. Huh. I'll kick it Biblical style for him.
^nice setup

Thou shall not fuck with my raw lyrical mastery
I'll spit straight blasphemy, this poseur ain't surpassing me.
^Nothin I can say: 10/10

You aren't worth one half of me, your best verse is a catastrophe,
I got Jesus Christ crying, "They're all gonna laugh at me!"
10/10

Go ahead, call me gay but I'm 'strait'er than Gibraltar boy
While I'm picking up chicks you're out mackin' alter boys!
10/10

Ooh, and you can add something new to my list of innovations
Call up "Hip-Hop Heaven"* - I just rewrote Revelations
10/10

"....... and swarms of locusts did descend on the body of Lyrical Jesus and he cried out, forsaking himself as an emcee, "I am Brendan's bitch, I am Brendan's bitch!.......""
Disrupted tha flow, but funny as hell: 9/10

Your just a joke, my weakest attempt at a reply-to-you
Would still serve to crucify, malign, and retire you
10/10

I just murdered you 'god', can you rise [i]again[i] from your death?
I'll check back in three days but I ain't holding my breath......
10/10

B-Sickest verse I've seen, but LJ not far behind:

LJ: 64/80 = 80% ill

Brendan: 69/70 = 98.57% = Iller

Hit my battle link in my sig wit an honest vote.