Just had some stellas, they ain't even my favourite beer,
Maudlin drunk, goddamnit man, that's just so fucking queer,
Now I'm textually rapping wit' all the wiggas in here,
I'd even take to cannabis if I had a bit of gear,
Now some people claim like weed is their every need,
BUt I know that all them stoners are just victims of indolent greed,
All it does is make you stupid and really damn slow,
Seriously talking here, pot has got to go!