Brendan is gay, and Brendan is bent,
Shit, I heard his arse was up for rent,
Course it don't cost more than fifty pence,
Because you know that that fool ain't worth the expense,
He's had more penises up his ass,
Than Bob Marley smoked the grass,
He's a faggy lager shandy drinkin' son of a bitch,
And even Dale Winton goes "Hey, what a queer little shit"

*Dale WInton=gay guy off of English TV