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He's an Island unto himself, ain't no castaway...
Even someone as dumb as Gilligan, would swim tha fuck away.
No play, cuz he ain't got game, he's boring as birdcalls...
And fucka Wilson, he ain't here, cuz this Island has no balls.
Plenty of curtain calls, Avalon's always banned or retired...
But you were allowed back, so I guess biters are inspired.
How? Ya musta sucked a good dick ta earn that pardon...
Now! Ya gettin fucked, so consider ya situation about ta harden.
This battle oughta be closing, but he wants ta write a book...
So in order ta flow like water, he's gonna be a babbling brook.
Ramble on and on, like Robert Plant but minus the skill...
That's got him always cryin, so for a change he gives milk a spill.
Then there's his dark side, I've seen Av cut to tha bone...
But silly me, I forgot, he's using rhymes that ain't his own!
Threatened whole crews, but you were hollow and false...
Cuz ya never followed through, guess ya threats lacked a pulse.
Now you've called me out, the whack boy who held a tourney...
Lookin ta buy clout, but ended up paying for a ride on a gurney.
Hauled outta here like ya career, but since ya good at resurrection...
You'll be ok in a few days, and even have a better complexion!

You've just been fucked.

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