Sorry bout the delay there, but i guess it's just more writing time for u.

They call him Mel-Man people, but nobody knows why,
It's the always offpoint, gay, mail delivery guy,
He's so lacking in the mind he made silent films for the blind,
And to unwind, he looked at drying paint and timed,
well, at least he's patient,
even if talent isn't obvioulsy latent,
No elegant examples of elegant eloquence,
just idiotic uniteresting experiments in irrelavance,
such a fool he's likely to hold ja rule in reverance,
as a talented rapper with phenomanal deliverance,
his momma's so fat she had to be winched out the bath,
the kinda large lady that eats as much as she can for a laugh,
and his pa, well one word rolls of the tip of the toungue,
somebody who's just a little too found of the young,
every dis is a miss for the delinquant little piss,
you know he aims to be as good as bis,
but comes of with all the finesse of a fist,
that's all there is and that's all there will be,
so think twice if you're not nice and can't deal with me,

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