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Late Breaking News...
IP:
It has recently come to my attention that Rich NI aka Evolve has dominated even the best "netcees" here at Rapbattles.com... Well We here at Island Native Times have tracked this legend down... and were able to speak with him... Let's go to the interview shall we..?
Island: Hey Evo... Can I have a word with you bro..?
Evolve: Yea... no prob... Call me Rich...
Island: Ok Rich... Just a few questions... Is it ok to get kinda personal..?
Evolve: Yea...
Island: When did you start rapping..?
Evolve: Oh about 15 years ago...
Island: So what were some of your influences..?
Evolve: Kool G Rap... LL Cool J... Tevin Campbell...
Island: Tevin Campbell doesn't rap...
Evolve: Yea but he wore cool jackets...
Island: Right... So... how old are you Rich..?
Evolve: Don't fucking get personal with me punk..!
Island: Um... ok sorry... So how does it feel for a few well known vets to say you always spit second so you can feed..?
Evolve: This fucking interview is over..!
*stands up and punches Island*
Turn that fucking camera off...
*knocks over the camera... and walks out...*
Island: What the silly fuck..!?
*fade to black*
Well as you can see folks... this proves... Old guys are the shit..!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..!
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